11, Genesis Squash
12, Sell My Nana Illness Is Going Around
But Rosemary points out that there’s a twist when it comes to these word swaps. “It’s one thing to misspell ‘necessary’ or ‘embarrassment,’” she says, “but when you’re convinced you know what a word means and you really don’t? That can lead to all sorts of confusion.” She’s seen it happen in class essays, job applications, and even wedding invitations!
13, Condescending Tumble Dryer
14, Cream Delay
15, I’m Tired Of Walking On Egg Shelves
English is full of words that look alike, sound alike, but couldn’t be more different. Rosemary laughs, “No one expects you to memorize the whole dictionary, that’s impossible! But when you’re trying out a fancy new word in an important email or post, just give it a quick check first. It takes a minute and can save a lot of explaining later.” A simple habit can save you from a world of awkwardness.
16, Don’t Let Algebra Grow Anywhere…
17, Don Don
18, You Will Be Immediately Ejaculated
Rosemary has seen a big shift over the years: “These days, people rely so much on autocorrect that they often stop paying attention. They trust their phone to fix everything, but sometimes the phone just quietly changes your word to another real word and you don’t even notice. One moment you mean to say ‘public,’ and next thing you know, it’s ‘pubic.’ That one never ends well.”
19, Star Anus
20, Please Use Your Tongue……
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