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You know we’ve hit peak absurdity when Onion headlines barely register as satire anymore. These days, they read more like sobering journalism compared to the relentless chaos real life keeps throwing our way. 1, 2, 3,   “Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid.” “World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent.” “CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years.” There’s no …

Sisters Rosa, Maria, and Maricela don’t live in a fairy tale—they live in the real, messy, and often hilarious world of “Rosebuds.” Cartoonist Deon Parson (aka $upr Dee) turns everyday squabbles, inside jokes, and tender moments into colorful comic strips that feel like peeking into your own family album. Now a nationally syndicated feature, “Rosebuds” sits on Sunday funnies pages beside classics like “Peanuts” and …

Honestly, this is one of those topics we don’t talk about enough, especially as women. We’re taught to fight for our marriages, to pray, to submit, to be patient, to endure. And yes, some of those things matter. But what do you do when the woman you’ve become no longer fits the marriage you’re in? See, nobody gets married planning …