ANQ Traders

Regular internet humor is good and all, but sometimes you want something more than regular vanilla dad jokes and animal comedy. You want something surprising, unusual, intriguing, and even spicy. But you have to be careful what you wish for. That little bit of chaos and absurdity you craved can grow and get out of control. 1, 2, 3, Memes are, by …

I honestly couldn’t tell you, since I quit it nine or so months ago. However, it’s still one of the most popular social media sites online. According to one source, X (formerly Twitter) has around 586 million monthly active users. Other sources claim 650 million users were actively using it in the first half of 2025. Whatever feuds, pop culture stan wars, or …

You know we’ve hit peak absurdity when Onion headlines barely register as satire anymore. These days, they read more like sobering journalism compared to the relentless chaos real life keeps throwing our way. 1, 2, 3,   “Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid.” “World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent.” “CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years.” There’s no …